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Singing Telegrams

What makes our singing telegrams so special are that the characters all personalize a song for the special honoree using fun info that you give us! Each telegram can come with a bouquet of helium balloons or flowers for an additional fee. These character are also available for meet-and-greets!. The telegrams are 10-15 minute little shows.

<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Sarah Palin</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>This incredibly riotous performance is mimicked after SNL’s Tina Fey version of VP nominee, Sarah Palin!  She sings to the tune of, “Hail to the Chief”, replacing the lyrics with fun personal information about the celebrant… As she cracks the classic Palin jokes, she makes the honoree feel special and official!  After reading the telegram, she presents him/her with an American flag.</div></div>
Sarah Palin
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Austin Powers</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>He does a hilarious show with a lot AP jokes, he entertains and interacts with guests as well as the recipient. He sings the BBC song, customizes a song with personal info, makes the recipient a balloon hat and hands out a 60’s souvenir. For an extra $10, he can give the honoree a bouquet of balloon flowers as well.</div></div>
Austin Powers
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Bacchus, Roman God of Wine & Party Times</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>He’s a funny older man who is dressed as the leering, lecherous and slightly drunk God of wine. He sings a drinking song saluting wine, customizes a Happy Birthday song with personal information about the recipient, exclaims they’re going to party with the best wine in the world and gives the recipient a bottle of Two Buck Chuck.</div></div>
Bacchus, Roman God of Wine & Party Times
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Carmen La Cha Cha</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Carmen entertains and sings with a Spanish flare. She uses personal information and gets people up to dance with her. Upon request, she can even incorporate the Conga line! She wears fruit on her head and is very funny.</div></div>
Carmen La Cha Cha
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Cher</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Cher bursts in to the room using her interesting dance moves and even uses audience participation for the most laughs and fun.  Our beautiful, ageless singer will perform a song from each decade, including 'Do You Believe In Life After Love,' and 'If I Could Turn Back Time' - as she struts through the audience in true Cher fashion*.  If requested, Cher will even dress up the guest of honor as her long lost honey, 'Sonny' (complete with wig, mustache and love beads), and invite him to sing everyone's favorite song, 'I Got You Babe'.  Next, Cher will pose for pictures with your guests and coworkers.  The darling diva will then sing a special goodbye number as she slides off her sexy garter band to give as a souvenir.  With a familiar joke or two she heads off to her 'recording session'.  This is perfect for 70's and 80's themed parties!  </div></div>
Cher
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Chicken-Gram</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>This riotous chicken sings a personalized song in his/her native language, delivers a chicken hat and horn, and can come with a bouquet of helium balloons for an additional amount! </div></div>
Chicken-Gram
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Cookie Cut-Up</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>This cookie sings a Happy Birthday song, 'Chippety-Doo Dah', and another song about how wonderful the recipient is. Cookie tells crummy jokes and gives the recipient a big bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. This gram is not too embarrassing and perfect for teenagers, especially in a school setting!
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Cookie Cut-Up
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Cupid</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>…sings “Love is a Many Splendored Thing” and “Let Me Say I Love You” with personalized lyrics.  She or he also brings a gift of chocolate and ends with the song, “All You Need is Love.”  This telegram is great for romancing the girl you have your eye on or celebrating an engagement.  Call us around Valentine’s Day for a booking! </div></div>
Cupid
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Dean Martin</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Dean sings “It’s Amore,” and “Everybody Loves Somebody”; he even personalizes the theme song for the celebrant with fun information that you give!  With his witty jokes and romantic humor, he whisks the celebrant away for a dance, and then presents her with a rose.</div></div>
Dean Martin
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Dr. Seuss' Grinch</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>He arrives very Grinchly, disguised as Santa Clause, trying to convince everyone to postpone Christmas because of the noise. Most people resist, but Grinch soon listens to their logic. After hearing the people of Whoville out, he decides to welcome Christmas back. He sings the 'Christmas Day' song that the residents of Whoville sang from the cartoon and personalizes it with special lyrics. He then thanks them for changing his mind and wishes them a 'Merry Christmas!'</div></div>
Dr. Seuss' Grinch
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Easter Bunny</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Make your family or community Easter egg hunt the most memorable of holidays with a special visit from the real Easter Bunny!  She comes to assist the kids in finding her eggs and then takes them on a whirl of Easter fun.  She teaches them to do the Bunny Hop, plays games and performs balloon twisting.  Our bunnies can come in full mascot masks or in full face paint so as not to scare the little ones.  They are also available for telegrams.</div></div>
Easter Bunny
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Elf</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Our goofy elves are Santa's special helpers! Tell them your Christmas wish list and they'll be sure to pass it along to one to the man that brings good tidings and cheer! Enhance your Christmas festivities with your very own elf, where they will play goofy games, perform magic shows, create balloon animals, and/or face paint! They are also available for telegrams.</div></div>
Elf
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Elvira/Lurch</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>One or both of these goulish characters dramatically command dark stage presence as they whisk the honoree away with a song and dance to Halloween favorites like 'Monster Mash'. Elvira loves to flirt with the men and dance them till they drop-literally! Give us some fun, personal information about the honoree and these characters will incorporate those jokes into the performance!</div></div>
Elvira/Lurch
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Elvis</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Our Elvis is a Las Vegas/Reno Legends star performer. He sings 4 or 5 Elvis songs, Las Vegas style, such as “Love Me Tender”, and “Lonely”. Singing to the tune of “Heartbreak Hotel” or “C.C. Rider”, he uses personal information about the honoree. After the song, “I want to be your teddy bear”, he gives the honoree a teddy bear and a scarf! It’s about a 15 to 20 minute show.  He's also available for 30 min. performances.</div></div>
Elvis
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Frankenstein & Bride</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>These leering, dead monsters are the perfect spice to add to your Halloween event or birthday party!  Either one comes entranced, hands outstretched towards the birthday celebrant, singing Halloween hits like, 'Monster Mash' and personalizing it with fun information and jokes about the honoree.  </div></div>
Frankenstein & Bride
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Gorilla/Belly Dancer</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Someone in a gorilla costume comes into the party to a corny song, hopping around and embarrassing the celebrant. One minute later, the costume unzips and out comes a beautiful belly dancer. The music changes to Middle Eastern beats, and the beautiful belly dancer dances for and with the honoree. She also gives the honoree a festive hat. </div></div>
Gorilla/Belly Dancer
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Helga, The Has-Been St. Pauli Girl</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Is actually a 'has-been St. Pauli Girl'. She's an older, heavier version of the lady on the bottle, with a funny German accent. She reminds the recipient of the 'affair' they had in Germany last year, including personal information. (They met because she was working...I mean, standing on the streets of Munich). She gives him a mug and a bottle of St. Pauli Girl Beer, and a few gifts from her abundant cleavage. She sings to the tune of 'Funiculi Funicula' and uses more personal information.</div></div>
Helga, The Has-Been St. Pauli Girl
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Hula Gram</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Feel the warmth and tribal drums of the islands.  Our hula girl brings the Aloha spirit with her as she shakes her skirt around the special honoree.  After a couple entertaining dances, she honors the celebrant with special lei.</div></div>
Hula Gram
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Leprechaun</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Kiss him --he's Irish!!  This leprechaun is too cute to pass up!  With good cheer, he sings a couple Irish drinking songs and personalizes one of them with fun information you give us about the celebrant.  With a couple classic jokes, he wishes the honoree luck, rainbows and memories, and gives her/she a special St. Patrick's Day lucky charm.</div></div>
Leprechaun
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Lucille Ball</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Lucy comes in singing the Vitamins and Vegamins song, makes jokes and sings a personalized song using fun and humorous information about the recipient.</div></div>
Lucille Ball
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Mae West</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>…does a routine about how the honoree is very attractive and she’s not exactly a good woman herself.  Using classic Mae West lines, she uses personal information in the jokes, sings a personalized song, and does a little dance with him.  With her feathered boa and very red lipstick kisses it’s a lot of fun.  He gets to take off her garter and keep it, too!</div></div>
Mae West
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Marilyn Monroe</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Dressed in the white dress from the movie, 'The Seven Year Itch', the sexiest woman of the century sings 'Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend', and the Happy Birthday song as she sang it to JFK. She makes jokes using personal information about the honoree and has him take a garter off her leg as a souvenir!</div></div>
Marilyn Monroe
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Mario Baritone</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>…is great for Italian themed parties.  He’s the friend of Tony Soprano, and comes in with mafia-style jokes dressed in a zoot suit and holding a violin case.  He sings badly to the tune of the Godfather.  This telegram is highly personalized for the honoree, and at the end he pretends to pull a gun out the case, then gives the honoree a rose.</div></div>
Mario Baritone
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Mr. Debonair</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>…dresses in a tuxedo and sings romantic songs to the honoree as he waltzes with her.  He customizes one of the songs with personal information about the honoree and gives her a rose.</div></div>
Mr. Debonair
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Ms. Liberty</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Our lively 'Statue of Liberty' just arrived from New York, and talks with a New York accent, cracking jokes about actually being from New Jersey.  She sings both versions of 'New York, New York,' personalizes it with fun information about the celebrant, and leaves them with a metro card to use next time they're back on the east coast.</div></div>
Ms. Liberty
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Pope</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Our very German current version of the pope comes in blessing everyone he comes into contact with.  He cracks jokes about how the Popesicola campaign is going well and how the College of Cardinals has a new soccer coach.  He sings 'Glory, Glory, Hallelujuah', replacing the lyrics with with personal info about the recipient.  As he lets everyone know he has a new 900 number now, he presents the recipient with a little something to help them through their life journey!</div></div>
Pope
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Queen Elizabeth I</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Our majestic queen of Great Britain makes everyone hum “God Bless Our Gracious Queen” as she enters.  She humorously personalizes her jokes and a couple of the Beatles songs with information about the honoree. Upon her royal departure, she knights the recipient and gives him/her a crown.  </div></div>
Queen Elizabeth I
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Raiderette or Gold Rush Cheerleader</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>She runs in full of energy, shaking her pom poms and doing personalized cheers about the honoree. She gets all the people up to do the cheers with her, and gives the honoree his/her own pom poms to shake while they chant. It’s about 10 minutes of fun filled cheer.</div></div>
Raiderette or Gold Rush Cheerleader
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Singing X Mas Tree</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>'Deck the halls with bells and holly! Fa la la la la!' This Christmas tree will sing your favorite requests to your holiday guest of honor!  Book her for a general gram for your corporate holiday party or to propose to your girlfriend on Christmas morning!  This gram will also use personal information about the company or guest of honor in the lyrics to create a hilarious telegram!!</div></div>
Singing X Mas Tree
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Uncle Sam</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>Upon entering the party, Uncle Sam greets the celebrant on behalf of the government along with patriotic jokes. He personalizes Yankee Doodle Dancy with lyrics about the celebrant, sings 'God Bless America', and therefore presents him/her with an American flag. He tells them he'll put in a good word about their taxes!</div></div>
Uncle Sam
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Valentine's Day Heart</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>This heart of love is here to spread the Valentine cheer!  Make your your Valentine's Day the most memorable. She sings a couple of songs to your beloved and even personalizes one of them. Our Heart can present the recipient with a heart box of chocolates or a dozen roses.  This is the perfect creative way to show her how much she means to you!</div></div>
Valentine's Day Heart
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Very Irish Nun!</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>…is an older man dressed as a strict female nun.  She reminisces about the children she used to teach while holding a yardstick in case any one gets out of line.  She makes jokes about being married, customizes the Happy Birthday song with personal info, and gives the recipient a holy memento.</div></div>
Very Irish Nun!
<div class='curved_float' style='background-color:white;padding:10px;width:212px'><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:16px;font-weight: bold'>Viking Princess</div><div class='paragraph_black' style='font-size:11px'>With a Viking hat, horns and metal breastplates, she sings 'Die Walkure' to capture everyone’s attention. She admits to coming from New York saying, “Everyone’s gotta make a buck.” She does a comedy routine about her life with Hagar about how it hasn’t been easy living with him. She gives the recipient a Viking hat and can of grog (Coke, Diet Coke, or Bud), and leads the crowd in a toast. She personalizes a song for the recipient to the tune of the Can Can very operatically and gives the recipient the words to the song.</div></div>
Viking Princess
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Singing Telegrams Package $159 - $230

Ten to fifteen minute personalized performance - Each Performer


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